The plan is to update this portion of my blog on a weekly, if not daily basis. I hope you enjoy the things that Maya says as much as we have and do.
Here are a few things that Maya has said in the past and more recent that have had us laughing:
"When I grow up and have a boyfriend, I am going to name him Nick."
"Super heroes wear big underwear!" (because they have to wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes)
This one needs a bit of an intro. Maya volunteered to pray over our dinner the other night. Here is a portion of that prayer:
". . . and thank you God for our salad dinner, except for the chicken, because I don't like that part. But thank you so much for the bacon in the salad. I just love it so much. Bacon is my favorite . . ."
David was talking the other day about needing to travel to Bellingham for work (it is in northern Washington near the Canadian border). Maya's response was hilarious:
"Bellingham?!? Jesus was born in Bellingham!"
She is such a nut! You should try to do a back-log of the more hilarious things she has said in the past. I'm sure those of us who know her would be happy to help!
ReplyDeleteMy favs:
"C*ck-P*rn!" (reversing the first letters of popcorn)
"Maya, who do we pray to?" "Michael Jordan!"
"If you're going to keep using words I don't know, this conversation's over." (after having the word 'stubborn' explained to her)